The Risus Five

This name applies to both the first two games the group played, and the people who played them, regarded as the OG members. It was GMed by Garrett. The characters had no real names, and were referred to as their player names, with the exception of The Potted Plant. A form of Risus used at first was played slightly modified from its official rules by Garrett, but not enough that he felt it deserved a new title. This variant would eventually become Brass Monkey, which was used in the second session.

Note: The Risus Five isn't used to describe the American game group, because that implies there are five of them and they use Risus still. The collective noun, opposed to the Skypewreck Doods, is L.U.G.F.: League of Unassuming Garden Furniture.

Characters
Clam as Clam

Dale as The Potted Plant

Ernie as Ernie

Zap as Zap

Ryu as Ryu (in the first session only)

Session One
The party was contracted by Senator Texmex to investigate an office building believed to have being run by Hitler. On entry, they encountered The Secretary, who was a plant in the office. After discovering a secret chamber under her desk full of evidence against Texmex, Ernie knocked her out and stole a taser and vibrator from her desk. They learn from a minor character where the boss is (on the sixth floor of the building). They investigate the basement and find Sir Galahad, who attacked them on entry. However, they were saved by Ramboshacks, who threw firecrackers at them, and accompanied them for the rest of the game. They then ascended to the fourth floor and found a sleeping bear. Sneaking past it, Ryu found a bathroom, and was attacked by a Toilet Monster before being rescued by The Potted Plant, who was air-dropped through the window. Clam befriends the bear meanwhile. They then move to the third floor and meet Sir Lawrence, who Ernie dispatches quickly using his previously acquired Taser, when they then encounter Tony Pajamas, who has his office set on fire by The Plant's flaming axe. He escapes through a vent with the plant as hostage to a back room, where he is eventually routed out. To get to the second floor they must de-electrify a hallway, so they go to the basement and destroy the generator, where the bear is suplexed by Galahad. Ramboshack goes out in a blaze of glory as he vanishes along with galahad in a cloud of fireworks. Advancing to the second floor, Zap encounters a wounded Tony Pajamas, who he negotiates into killing himself by shooting out the elevator. The rest of the group climbs up the elevator shaft using a rope made of spaghetti taken from the fifth floor. On the sixth floor they finally meet Adorf Hilter, who professes that he is not Hitler, but he is soon held hostage by the suddenly-appearing Stylin', who pushes the panic button and launches the building into space. All the party and Hilter jump out, save for Zap, who is revealed to be Stylin's son.

Session Two
They wake up in a hospital and are contracted by Hilter to steal a rocket from NASA and persue Stalin. To get in they must win a talent show, which one of the contestants is revealed to be a gorilla in a mansuit. Rolling a crit, the gorilla kidnaps Clam and fellow contestant Hanako in one fell swoop, The Potted Plant and Ernie remained, so the plant worked Ernie into a blinding rage through an envigorating speech, motivating him to jump at the vent and rescue the kidnapped people. However, the potted plant didn't realize that Ernie had 1 point in survivalist left, and in jumping at the vent he slit his throat on the edge and bled out. The Plant submitted to the gorilla's capture as well.