Ricky-Dick Marcinco

Ricky-Dick Marcinco is a character played by Garrett. He is known for cool-headed handing of situations interspersed with incidents of obvious line-crossing impulsiveness.

Backstory
Ricky-Dick's childhood is unknown. He worked as a police officer for many years in many different counties, and was fired frequently and quickly for irrational behavior. He soon adopted vigilante tendencies, stealing often and becoming a known criminal. He evaded capture by becoming proficient in technology, and learning how to make himself appear in different places than he was. Until one day, after a bank heist, he sank into hiding and wasn't seen until he robbed the same bank two years later, alone this time, and totally under the radar, leaving only a few dead security guards, covertly killed in the night. He left a fingerprintless manifesto in the vault detailing a bizarre techno-religion, with points of personal integration with machines, and theorizing that the increasing interconnectivity of society will progress into a clockwork nirvana of combined consciousness. He is violently opposed to biological reproduction, claiming that the mortal cycle prevents us from enlightenment, and we must live on our own, into older, wiser days, to achieve his goals. Since, he has been involved with LUGFA in paramilitary efforts, often impersonating federal agents.

"Three Curses"
Investigators determined three strange attributes he has exhibited since his return, called his "Curses" internally. They are as follows:
 * 1) Close-Quarters-Combat weapons he uses become more dangerous based on the strength of the internet connection in the area. In wilderness, for instance, they are essentially harmless.
 * 2) He uses no materials made of Aluminum.
 * 3) People who say "Children" in his presence seem to be murdered by him inevitably within 24 hours.