The Pajama Guard

The Pajama Guard were two modern knights in hire of Tony Pajamas. They guarded Adorf Hilter's office building. They wore full plate armor and weilded claymores, and were vastly overestimated by Garrett, the GM who implimented them, and were dispatched with rather quickly.

Sir Lawrence
Sir Lawrence guarded the third floor of the office building and lead the guard. He was killed almost instantly by Ernie's taser he had found on the first floor. Before being burned alive and finished off, he called for his boss to assist him, and attempted to blow the building with the explosive-rigged door.

Stats
Knight (5)

Basketball Player (5)

Sir Galahad
Sir Galahad guarded the basement, subservient to Lawrence. He was the first hostile force the party encountered in their exploration, but was warded off by Ramboshacks' fireworks, believing them to be witchcraft. He was encountered again later when the party came to destroy the generator, where he suplexed a bear, but was then killed by Ramboshacks in a blaze of fireworks.

Stats
Knight (4)

Football Player (4)

Appearances
The Risus Five session 1