Hanako

Hanako was a character in The Risus Five canon. She entered the talent contest in the second session and was kidnapped by a gorilla, then in the first session of Our Big D̶r̶i̶s̶u̶s̶ Nicolas Cage Adventure she was shot dead by Venito Fettuccine, seen as the most unneccessary hostage. She is also '''dead forever. She is never to be resurrected. Ever.'''

As Ernie's Waifu
Ernie's whiteknight, waifu-esque attitude towards Hanako was actually pretty creepy. Garrett strung him along for a while with the romance but eventually he came to deeply regret not stomping it out immediately instead of letting him down gently, and the whole scenario was one of the reasons he decided to retire the Risus Five canon before Dale revived it for Our Big D̶r̶i̶s̶u̶s̶ Nicolas Cage Adventure.

Luckily he seems over her just because of the shit he's gotten.

Relationship with Hhhehehe the Hedgehog
Hhhehehe, especially in Brik-sus, has acted strangely concerned for Hanako's well-being, and after she died he took it upon himself to escape with her corpse for unknown purposes. Whether they have some kind of past together is also unknown.

Backstory
Hanako was severely scarred, emotionally and physically, by the fire that killed her parents. She was educated at a special school for the disabled, and there had a life-changing romance with a boy with a heart disease, allowing her to come out of her shell, and after encouragement from her boyfriend entered the talent show. It's rather tragic, really.

Her name translates to something like "Showy" or "Shining", which is also tragically ironic.

Appearances
The Risus Five 2

Our Big D̶r̶i̶s̶u̶s̶ Nicolas Cage Adventure 1