LUGFA

L.U.G.F.A., the League of Unassuming Garden Furniture, with a mysterious fifth initial, is a mysterious paramilitary organization led by a series of rumored-supernatural beings who often take the form of garden furniture and actors. Known high-ranking officials include Nicolas Cage and The Potted Plant. It is considered a terrorist organization by the American government. Operations attributed to them include the assassinations of Adorf Hilter and Venito Fettuccine.