Brik-sus

Brik-sus was the first (and apparantly to be the only) session GMed by Ernie. It is canon with The Risus Five sessions, and is direct sequel to Our Big D̶r̶i̶s̶u̶s̶ Nicolas Cage Adventure, keeping the party much the same, and continuing to use Drisus. While the game wasn't necessarily hard, Ernie's GM style made every single missed roll the party had into a significant punishment. If a character attacked and missed, they would get fucking curbstomped.

Characters
Hhhehehe the Hedgehog played by Garrett

The Potted Plant played by Dale

D'Brikshaw played by Clam

Summary of Events
FBI agents surround the NASA building which the party is still in the basement of, including three helicopters and a tank. Hhhehehe grabs the deceased Hanako and pleads with the agents to get help for the girl, pretending she is only grievously wounded. When a helicopter lands and a medic gets out, Hhhehehe attacks the medic and attemtps to jack the helicopter, scaring the remaining agents inside of it using The F.E.A.R. Bomb and taking off in the helicopter, which was promptly shot down, and Hhhehehe captured by the troops below, just before the rest of the party is caught the same way, yelling about bringing Hanako, and the FBI manage to interpret this as to give her a military funeral by burying her, in an area that was surrounded by sand and land mines.

Captured, Hhhehehe spits in the face of his interrogator. The Plant coaxes some information out of his interrogator, and they are somehow forgiven for all the murder and are given the same task they already had by the guys who just captured them, but are given the info that the only rocket on earth is in Italy. The Italian government apparently hates the party because they killed Venito Fettuccine, who, assuming he actually is Mussolini, was a dictator they hated so much that he was strung up and burned, but for some reason is now a national hero and whoever killed him must be brought to justice.

The party departs for Italy, and there must take a boat to get to Naples, the site of the rocket. On the boat, they encounter a large number of armed Italian military incognito. Hhhehehe immediately bum-rushes two, knocking them off the boat, and D'Brikshaw does a similar thing. In order to scare the rest of them into submission, Hhhehehe tackles a soldier and puts a nail through his brain with a nailgun. This succeeds, and the troops all surrender, giving up their weapons. This is where the party acquired 8 pistols, a shotgun, and three assault rifles from the captured men.

While in Rome, they stop at a McDonalds, and Hhhehehe orders a kids meal. The toy inside was a F.E.A.R. bomb. Will Ferrel was apparently working there and somehow supplied them with it, and he is promptly arrested.

They take off down the highway to get to Naples. On the way, they are persued by four farraris and Mario in a kart. The party acquires a blue shell, but are hit by a red shell and their vehicle is extremely damaged, so they come to a stop. In order to put mario in front to be the blue shell target, Hhhehehe runs to catch up to the car and pushes it forward to be in the middle of the group, when mario attacks him with a bob-omb. He wrestles his way on to the car, but is fought off. Mario turns around and flees once Hhhehehe is shaken. The other cars are dealt with.

At the NASA building, most of the soldiers are armed with sticks and rocks, so they are gunned down. However, Mario and Luigi appear, and the remaining soldiers are dealt with using the second F.E.A.R. bomb to minimize the threat. The Potted Plant is killed in battle, but is restored using a 1-UP stolen from Luigi, who was killed by another nailgun to the forehead, and Mario ran into a burning building and died of smoke inhalation.