John

John was Ernie's character made for Our Big D̶r̶i̶s̶u̶s̶ Nicolas Cage Adventure. He replaced Ernie after he slit his throat on a ventilation shaft.

John is a solder/lawyer/medic and is generally a character far too defined for a Risus variant, and I don't think anyone completely understands all of its facets other than Ernie himself. He was revealed to be the John from the game "Everybody Is John".

The imbalance of characterization vs. game data is very indicative of Ernie's style in general.

He settled down after the events of Our Big D̶r̶i̶s̶u̶s̶ Nicolas Cage Adventure, but was later called upon by Nicolas Cage to help with the moon mission, and he participated in with vigor.

He was killed when he got his head ripped off in a mob of toads on the moon.

Appearances
Our Big D̶r̶i̶s̶u̶s̶ Nicolas Cage Adventure Brik-sus (briefly) Million-Dollar Moon Mission The Green Scare